That was just the cherry on the top. On the other side of the table was Sam Wilson, Natasha Romanoff, Wanda Maximoff, Bucky Barnes, and Steve Rogers. ", "Geez kid." Peter looked up at Tony with pleading eyes, his body growing weaker by the second. Fake kidnapping of course! Then, his uncle. Clint then gave a scared look and asked," W-What is he going to do?". " If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Proceed", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). I am not a charity case because Mr. Stark is not the kind of person to adopt a son because he's sad one of his best friends tried to fucking murder him. Helen is gonna take amazing care of you, and when you wake up youll feel good as new. Peter tapped something on Tonys wrist, so quickly he almost missed it. He'd have to ask his father if he could visit York soon. Do you have scans? Helen asked, her voice now just as concerned as everyone else. Please consider turning it on! "MY ARROWS!MY BOWS! Well, all except Tony who was in the floor rolling off laughter at what Peter just said and looked like since he knew Italian and that wasn't far from the language he just spoke but still shocked he knew this language. how do you say fuck in italian? So I'm making us a list of things we gotta do.". He just brushed it off thinking it was maybe his laundry time or something else. For both his history and his present; Starks got a shit ton of- well, a lot. But the look on his mentors face downstairs - it told Peter that there was something he was missing. Tony could feel Peters flesh, hot and sticky, adhering to his own skin as he did so. His dad was on one side of the table, Rhodey and Vision on either side of him. Tuve que limpiar mi cuarto y mi cabello que tarda un puto rato. as well as Rhodey brought over a garbage can for Peter, who was still vomiting, which Tony held under his chin. He was sent to May and Ben's where he was declared a dual citizen. The Violet Witch is a biology major at NYU that *happens* to also be able to manipulate matter.Peter Parker is a chemical and mechanical engineering student at MIT that also *happens* to be Spider-Man. this fic went through so many changes before becoming what you are about to read, and i could not be happier with it! "Ok." answered Happy not wanting to get in his bad side. Rhodey, Peter, and Tony, were all sitting on the large couch in the common area just off of the kitchen, watching. (REQUESTED PART TWO), THE SPIDERVERSE: HUNTING SPIDER (REQUEST), THE LIFE OF PETER PARKER THE INTERN (HE'S ALSO SPIDER-MAN BUT HUSH), PETER BEING MULTILINGUAL (REQUESTED PART TWO). At least that's what she had thought until her two friends found a time traveling device lying around outside College student Peter Parker is poor. Tony Stark loves to learn. Peter sighed in defeat. The kid just has a way of making almost anyone he meets fond of him. Peter's life as an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. Peter Benjamin-Edward Stark was murdered on a Friday. Theres peppermint oil in the spritz cookies. Rhodey recalled. Comment and kudos are very much appreciated :) <3. Peter opened the door and walked groggily to the kitchen to eat some breakfast. . Taking suggestions for the name bc it started out as a wholesome idea then gained consciousness. asked Rhodey. " Sorry for the strong language. And then on the way to the subway, a dog walker walked by with like seven dogs so I had to stop and say hello to all of them-. Tom Holland Funnily Changing Accents | British Accent to American Then it started raining and he forgot his umbrella. I hope you updated the wireless interface on the Cradle, Tony. She pointed out, the Cradle across the room starting up. Today I've had a bad day and you come and make it worse. I am so sorry. Rhodey choked, gingerly massaging Peters forearm with his hand. Hey, kiddo. Tony replied quietly, smiling warmly. Being alone on Christmas was something no one looked forward too, not even Spiderman. Peter tried to figure out what Tony was making a list of. Soon Peter screamed,"Barton te adverti ahora te vas al carajo y voy a cumplir mi promesa.". Meanwhile, Peter desperately tries to keep his secret identity intact while being pursued by a mercenary hes only met as Spider-Man. She knew what he was thinking, of telling Tony the truth, she just nodded and Peter said," I was never American in first place, I'm from Kingston upon Thames, Surrey, England. I mean Tony said with a confused tone." Peter Parker and Peppermint Don't Mix - Archive of Our Own He ate some quickly. Peter then grabbed his slipper, hit Clint one more time, pulled his ear, and stormed off to Clint's room. Then he lost his first American friend, Harry. "Du verdammter Idiot, hast du wirklich gedacht, wir wrden es dir sagen?" A.k.a everyone forgets May is Italian and Peter's a badass, No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, I Needed the BATHROOM but I'll take the job, Peter has had his powers for several years now, Idea that was based on a fanfiction.net fanfic, Tony is the first one who initiates the kiss kiss with petey, You get more Andrew Spidey sassTM than Tom Holland sass, They're actually kinda creepy with how possesive they are, He's a bit of a douche to start but he's my fav character so he doesn't stay that way for long, Characters are from different tv shows/movies/comics, Really understand that this is basically the Avengers being fuckbuddies with peter, Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued, tbh the avengers are actually pretty sweet, ig i really wanted people to know that this isn't a platonic relationship thing, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Peter Parker is Tony Stark's Biological Child, Harley Keener & Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers (referenced), Venom doesn't understand human relationships, Peter Parker is Pepper Potts's Biological Child, Not Captain America: Civil War (Movie) Compliant, Not Captain America: The Winter Soldier Compliant, Steve and Tony are good bros because I say so, Fury is a pirate uncle and you can't change my mind, Pepper Potts and Natasha Romanov are best buds, Let's see how many tropes I can fit in this fic, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov Friendship, Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov Friendship, May Parker (Spider-Man) & Tony Stark Coparenting Peter Parker, i cannot stress enough that Peter uses drugs in this, Or Steve can just be sleeping on the couch with his best friend, Like I know its tagged as Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes, But if you dont accept Stucky then try and make it theyre bffs, Idk he just strikes me as a Beatles sort of person, Nooooo its definitely not because he mentioned them once in Infinity War, And understands atoms and molecules better than I do, What If It's Us - Becky Albertalli & Adam Silvera, Harley Keener is Tony Stark's Biological Child. Tony instinctively reached up to brush some hair away from Peters face. dont Then, they returned to England with his parents and was declared a citizen of England. doesnt exactly scream Christmas spirit. Peter asked as he finished his last waffle. Sassy Peter. Hydra agent 'Spider' is sent out on a mission to retrieve blueprints from Avengers Tower. Peter and Tony get kidnapped but this time they have a vendetta against Spider-man. Peter wished this was the Captain America he could have seen in those videos. Part of the post-Homecoming series "Strands in the Rope," which attempts to show how Tony and Peter's relationship might have developed between Homecoming and Infinity War, but can stand alone, also. They left the school and started walking to their apartments. So when Steve claims that Bucky is finally free of Hydras control and asks that he moves back into the tower, Tony is caught in a trap of anger and guilt. He was now in his last class, chemistry, which was his favorite. You talked in a smooth British accent like you where from there now explain, since when are you british?" We need to get him to the med bay. Oh well, I've learned to be ashamed of all my scars, James "Bucky" Barnes/Original Female Character, Natasha Romanov/Original Female Character, Bruce Banner/Original Female Character(s), T'Challa (Marvel)/Original Female Character(s), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov Friendship, I have the mouth of a sailor and my fic characters will too, so his mental health and general responsibility levels match that, none of these people are mentally stable though we know that, Steve Rogers/Original Female Character(s), i'm gonna kill you if you don't beat me to it, Matt Murdock & Peter Parker & Wade Wilson, it's Matt and Wade doesn't like Tony and Peter knows that Tony isn't the best, everything i wrote is more fact that blind anger, Do You Like My Cookies (They're Made Just for You), you say things you normally wouldn't when in pain, Pre-Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 (Movie), May Parker (Spider-Man) & Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Original Female Character(s), yes im writing an irondad fic in 2022 sue me, Peter Parker's Field Trip to Stark Industries, that's not mentioned but its important to me, cuz i watched spider-man homecoming and i thought she was a lesbian at first, then she was revealed to be the future love interest and i was like, Not Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 (Movie) Compliant. Do I need to remind you two that we have a kid here? He asked as Peter groaned. The only place we have hydrochloric acid is down in the lab, but Peter hasnt been down there all day. Tony explained. I'm Peter By The Way Chapter 1: Living Room, an avengers fanfic The Avengers would watch as the two walked around with intertwined hands and loving looks in their eyes directed at one another when they thought that no one was looking. Baking. She exchanged a confused and concerned look with Tony, who looked up to the ceiling for answers. No name, no memory of her life before Hydra, no friends, and no home. At least he left the choice to come back up to them instead of forcing them to stick around. Yeah, everyone knows that Tony Stark loves to learn. Tony is the first one who initiates the kiss kiss with petey. Peter Parker One Shots - British - Wattpad Everything was wrapped and by everything I mean also his underwear. Cho? Tony asked urgently, severity in his tone. Youve still got loads of time to sleep, kid. Tony told him. mumbled Peter cleaning his room. Watched too much Doctor Who." Before Bruce had the chance to seal Peter inside, he reached out and clamped one hand around Tonys wrist. Tony immediately regretted letting go of his kid, both his hands pressing hard against the thick glass of the machine. It's almost funny, my colleagues are Barend and Claudius, and we're your worst nightmare. Rhodey tried pulling Tony away as he looked up to the ceiling. His salivas bloody and hes got blood in his stomach, too. Tony wanted to grab Peters hand and hold it, squeeze it, let him know hed be alright, but he stopped when he remembered how burned they were. Then my first girlfriend was killed, bled out in my arms. PETER! Tony all but shouted, a knowing smirk on his face as the kid finally settled, he looked up and blinked a few times, tilting his head to the side like a puppy. Banner." A one shot. Es ist fast lustig, meine Kollegen sind Barend und Claudius, und wir sind Ihr schlimmster Albtraum." Tony said, putting a hand out. They had forgotten that Peter had been raised by May Parker. Sure, the Avengers get some bad PR, but never J. Jonah. "You should listen to Tony. Peter smirked to himself, glad it was hidden under his mask "Damn, they're speaking German Mr Stark." Peter was beginning to put pieces together he hadnt bothered to before. Sometimes hell sit down and learn a new skill for fun (like when he learned how to play the bagpipes), out of necessity (when he built his mini arc reactor, in a cave no less) out of spite (when he created a new freaking element), or just because (when he mastered thermonuclear astrophysics in one night. His ears caught the sound of something skittering and his heart skipped a beat. Peter whimpered as they did so. Tony kissed his hand and planted it onto Peters forehead quickly before Bruce sealed the Cradle shut. It was from Mr Stark and only said a few words 'Spidey's needed'. I am sure you will enjoy prison.) Get back to work, Tony. 1205 guests The genius bumped his head in shock at the sudden intrusion. Everyone in the room felt they could breathe a little bit easier knowing that Peter was okay. He ingested peppermint oil, and its not sitting so well with his spider DNA. Helen was silent for a moment as Bruce looked over him. Tony Stark Acting as Harley Keener's Parental Figure. The man laughed coldly "Aloysius, du bist verdammt zurckgeblieben, aber das kannst du nicht verstehen. Tony grunted as he and Rhodey moved Peter to the large machine. He saw the cars driving the wrong way, a city instead of a small busy neighborhood and it dawned on him that he was no longer in York, but in New York City with his Aunt and his new father. Well, not this crazed mass murderer God, his life fucking sucks.". Sarcastic Peter Parker - Works | Archive of Our Own Right?His i suck at these pls give it a go its not awful. You have a few too many cookies, Pete? Tony asked, concerned when Peter sat up from his embrace. You can stay on Floor 25. He did not back down from her steely gaze. He recognised the crazed look in their eyes, it was the same look he had seen in his Uncle Ben's murderer moments before the trigger had been pulled. These cookies arent gonna bake themselves. It was Peppers turn to chuckle as Tony bowed towards Rhodey in compliance. (Or: Peter makes a mistake and feels guilty.). ", "Thanks." Then my uncle was killed, bled out in my arms. It went straight through the motor, sending Adrian off balance and sending him to the ground. Disclaimer:The Pictures and Characters I use I DO NOT own unless stated otherwise. Hes reacting as a spider would, but it appears to be a much more intense reaction. She observed. Black Widow was there, Hawkeye on the nearby rooftops, both pointing their weapons at the trio. mintchocolatetrixie, Kazooku, a_lonely_little_hufflepuff, LunarPsycho, Sami_rose, TZ69, IceFox606, Aleidagaming, medusamary, Enigmaistaken, LxvelyMxcha, vivisx, Fluttermaus, nophonecaseplease, Pastel_Skys_and_Cloudy_Eyes, 0Aratay0, music_is_the_cure, DaisyBell_Is_Safe, Cheerful_with_a_Twist, Crying_my_eyes_out33, Liliana_A_Susanoo, Peter_Parker02, Wally_Crochet_Squares_AusDen, Gloomy_Draws, bombom_mamasita, Michal1, Nrobi090, RatsHateSunshine, Dont_be_Gay_Now, Ameekay, Bmswartz, DaNidkid, LL_Gshmellow, Ratoelo, Pyromancer556, fool4_you, EmberFromHell, RedRabbit000, Mycaieo, Purpleace16, nishikaa_modi, SeaVo, Kcat92, Violetcupcake20, miraculousemily47, Djiekendbdk, corvidofchaos, creepypastamother, sculpted_sapphires, 44cowboycryptid44, and 1615 more users and being the son of Tony Stark, it can really get hectic. Social Anxiety or a Bitch? Hands Your accent isn't fake." Where Peter is the kidnapee and the Avengers keep him captive. Were sending some over to you now. Bruce confirmed, working fast. Sometimes hell sit down and learn a new skill for fun (like when he learned how to play the bagpipes), out of necessity (when he built his mini arc reactor, in a cave no less) out of spite (when he created a new freaking element), or just because (when he mastered thermonuclear astrophysics in one night. MJ and Ned didn't come to school and Flash made it his mission to make him have a bad day. peppermint tea, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Work Search: And thats the story of how Peter almost died on Christmas Eve. Stark has everything broadcasted. (You fucking idiot, did you really think we would tell you?) The only reason I have so far for the rating is the fight scenes and mental health problems, basically it's about the same level of each as canon is. The one skill hes never quite been able to master. He shouldve known. "Welp, guess he said it all. Part 5 of Irondad and his Spiderling. Peter, unphased, dropped down his notebook and began shuffling papers on his table.